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I don’t. Between her and Ivanka, she actually seems like she has a much healthier relationship with the fact that her dad sucks. Like, she actually knows that he does suck while Ivanka is still convinced that the “attention” she gets for being a hot sycophant is better than no attention at all.

I read this and just kept thinking, what if you were trump’s kid and also not an asshole! That would suck!

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

No shit. I’ll take my cues from the my new President who says it’s not just okay to use loopholes in the law, it’s smart.

Just talking to my husband about the very real opportunity dems have to call a vote on Garland first thing January 3rd when, before the new Senators are sworn in, we will have a majority. It will take balls which means it likely won’t happen but the Republicans would absolutely do it were the tables turned and

Whereas my mom (who grew up in the ghetto) said “beat the shit out of them. Even if you lose, they won’t come back at you again”.

What I came here to say. Republicans have been rolling Democrats, at every level (FFS, how long ago did they basically concede the statehouse game?), and Democrats pat themselves on the back because John Oliver or Samantha Bee “eviscerated” some shit Drumpf said the other day.

That’s the part I found most fascinating? Did he find some old aol disk behind a couch or something? Has he been in a cave for the last 25 years?

Not on my phone I don’t. Try something else.

Your right, he did. I, unlike your “guy”, believe in facts. It’s also a fact that nearly 3 million more Americans voted for Clinton so yea he won, but he also lost. Also clearly bitter since you’re trolling comments. Me, I can admit I’m bitter and angry about this election, but I’m turning my anger into action so

Lol ok, from the party that cries whenever someone says happy holidays.   

Yes .. . yes it is.

It is truly a topic that can take up hours of time. But Midwest winter driving skills are not to be undervalued. My worst driving-in-the-snow story actually happened in a ridiculously SMALL amount of snow. A couple of years ago, after that huge snow/ice mess in Atlanta left people stranded on highways (and they left

Yea. I don’t want to “wait and see” or fucking “heal” this country. Their idea of us healing this nation is me not standing up for the civil rights of myself and others and just watching terrible things happen. Hell no. Democrats need to play by the republican playbook for a while, and honestly we would still have

Yeah, seriously. I have lived in DC for 32 years. I’m as liberal as a person can be. I call it Reagan because that’s what it’s called now. (I still mess up and call Verizon Center MCI Center sometimes though, and I will never call Nissan Pavilion Jiffy Lube Live.)

I get this. I know the idea is to go high when the Repubs go low, but DAMN go low and dirty sometimes. Pick the battles and slay.

Exactly. My sister relies on me a lot for input, because she’s completely over the top and she knows it, but can’t seem to dial it down. And I’m really honest. So when she’s about to leave the house wearing chandelier earrings, 6 ginormous rings, bracelets, a watch and full make-up, someone has to be honest. Like,

Oprah talks to Gayle the way I talk to my sister.

A matching spangly knife/letter opener, which she could use to open an earth-shaking exclusive announcement. Go big or go home, Gayle.

They keep bringing Q tips to a saber fight.