My mom briefly had a friend who had a son who was constantly in trouble. She believed every stupid garbage story he came up with (one time he “picked up a joint, not knowing what it was, because he was worried about the risk of fire, and that’s when the police came!!”). She kept defending him even when he was picked…

I know nearly nothing about Angelyne other than her cameo in my beloved “Earth Girls are Easy”.

I’m really sorry about your sister. I have a couple anorexic friends and I worry about them a lot. Clean eating is really helping them camouflage at the moment.

I love Chelsea more and more.

Super popular in my high school 20 years ago. Almost everyone went to Mexico, though, so they could drink. I think they took charters so they could start early. I wasn’t allowed—my mom always said she despised high school kids when she was on Spring Break in college (in the 70's) so I wouldn’t be one of those…

Claws is my new guilty pleasure. That was a hellava funeral.

For some reason I have this paranoia they have cameras up, too.

Right. But when I hail a cab or grab one at the airport, nobody knows where I am.

I live in DC. We hail cabs or grab them at a taxi stand. I always did in Chicago, too.

It’s really hard. You don’t understand why you are acting that way, it’s all mimicry. I’ve been doing it most of my life and when I guess wrong, I tend to guess REALLY wrong. It’s also why I’m much too blunt.

I’m almost positive I’m on the spectrum and grateful I was never labeled. I used to walk the edges of the playground, rather than play on the interior. I obsessively sorted items. I obsessively read (truly obsessively). I have always been completely obsessed with fashion, which seems like it could fit into a…

It looks like Richard Spencer, of face punching fame.

I not only think Trump needs Spanx, I would recommend a full torso body shaping system.

Yeah, I’ve noticed the Trump fans I know turning to a “It’s just a joke, guys, lighten up” defense. I suspect that’s going to be a new go-to.

I really like her. We don’t agree all the time but holy crap to win via write-in is amazing.

Well, personally, I read over 200 books a year because I have a bit of a problem. But it takes seconds to send a text and I live in a different time zone than a lot of people I know. It’s not the night that’s the problem, it would be the morning. I get up early and when I return the texts I got overnight (which…

Thanks! Yeah, I expect people to understand their technology, it’s a really novel concept.

I’m not going to worry about texting people at night. I think you should be able to understand you settings well enough to twilight people who you don’t want to be able to get hold of you at night (mine allow anyone through if they call twice in a row). I have all my texts on silent because I only want to see them…

I don’t know how Reince is sticking this one out (and I think he sounds like a character in Hunger Games). Was that a vague murder threat at the end?

I had to get Zika tested because I was in the same position. I was practically bathing in bug spray and I refused to go anywhere Southern once I got pregnant. I’m too old to just wait this sort of shit out. I recommend rarely going outside.