“Our last sleeping together” is such awkward phrasing. I mean the concept is stupid as hell but that makes it weirder.

They move off of that topic. I felt similarly—personally, I never want to revisit this election again.

She is on alllllll the coke. I have to explain all the coke references to my mom, which is awkward. I love Dorinda, though. She’d certainly be fun to party with.

I’m currently pregnant. My mother bought me a baby jail and I’m very happy about it.

The best part of this is that she still gave them 2 stars.

Did the one on the right go for hair to match her orange?

I have friends who literally seem to think it’s the green potion from video games and cures everything.

Not really. Most of the knowledge about pharmaceuticals and pregnancy is conjecture because it’s so hard to conduct the necessary testing. And I’ve had to go through this process with a fair amount of medications because I’m pregnant and have a number of medical conditions. Most pregnant women stay away from all…

I have been amazed at how many people have told me they smoke pot for their pregnancy symptoms, while simultaneously judging me for still drinking caffeine (I am allowed 200 mg/day!).

I’m amazed at how many people think this will “solve illegals voting”. There are so many problems with this request it’s hard to list them. Personally, I don’t feel the government needs my voting record like that. Especially since Trump likes to punish those who voted against him.

No. You have skin for a reason. You are covered in bacteria at all times. The baby does get inoculated with things on its way out, that’s one of the arguments for a vaginal birth. http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/02/01/464905786/researchers-test-microbe-wipe-to-promote-babies-health-after-c-sections

That is absolutely fantastic and I’d love to do that.

We went to a baby prep class and the woman teaching it was one step from recommending a lotus birth. She insinuated that leaving the placenta on the baby for a while removes the need for a vitamin k shot (“do your research”). That is not true.

In the birth canal. It is by no stretch of the imagination sterile.

It’s such a good thing that the natural food industry gives everything away and makes no profits. Wait...

I am not a cannibal, thus, I am not interested in eating human body parts.

I’m rewatching the show from the beginning and Ramona was super, super judgmental about Lu’s daughter going to boarding school and insinuated that she must not love her as much. SO it’s probably also a holdover.

I have a weird love for Eataly and part of it is that stupid name.

Those boots have never touched snow. I have a similar pair and they look matted and dirty if you even think about snow too hard. You wear them to walk from the vehicle to the house and that’s it.

If only I wanted to live in a yurt or former schoolbus!