When I started kickboxing after ending my years and years and years of ballet, the instructors were shocked at how strong my legs were (and are!).

The pas de chat was always my favorite move to do. And thank you for posting that—so gorgeous.

THEY ARE TERRIFIC.

I KNOW. I hope they write a post about it. I would have walked out. I would have done what Dorit was doing, apologizing and just agreeing until Erika told me to tell my husband to apologize to her husband. That would have got a nope. And then once she turned into a crazed lunatic at Eileen I would have came…

This will be a real challenge for me. I love modeling shows but I despise Yolanda SO MUCH.

About what? I don’t know if I can go down that rabbit hole.

Or at least flowers in their hair or anything like that? And I didn’t even remember the insane cost of their invitations. Every single item of that wedding was out of control.

The flowers alone were expensive enough to make us gasp.

Maybe they are guessing they can just catch the next one of Tom’s weddings.

After reading:

YYYEEEEESSSS. I’ve been waiting for this post. I haven’t even read the article yet but before I do:

It’s a terrible reason but I always laugh when people say “of course they aren’t talking about you”. I can understand Korean and the ladies at the spa I go to do not know that. They talk about everyone. In detail.

We want to raise our child bilingual (we have the skills so why not?) and I suspect that my partner and I will get different reactions for it (he’s white as snow and I am not).

That’s exactly what I worry about. If you find a clique that agrees with you online, do you still grow out of it? I have some friends in some weird and damaging online circles but they feel like they’d lose most of their friends if they left (and they are probably correct).

Valley Girl’s “Johnny Are You Queer” probably wouldn’t make the cut, either.

I made it 3 chapters into the book, which is entirely written in Scottish dialect and slang, before getting a headache and choosing nope.

Josh Gad’s Lip Sync Battle—Donald Trump singing “I Touch Myself” to himself. Pure magic.

How does this man think he’s attractive? Honestly, how? Who does he see when he looks in the mirror?

That’s true and they are both conspiracy theorist heavy and fickle.

My DC rent is essentially the same. It sucks a lot and it impacts how you spend the rest of your money. We don’t have a car, which helps, but I’d have a lot more free money almost anywhere else. Also, my apartment is tiny and run-down. If I want big and new that would be laughably expensive or a trek into work.