Yes. I am pregnant and glad but holy shit is this rough and I can’t imagine being forced to feel this way. Then again, I just spent the entire morning vomiting.

Yeah, I think Dick Cheney and Karl Rove are evil but at least they are smart and qualified. I don’t think W is evil.

Some of these people are not acolytes and are not going to go quietly. Priebus might because he’s a company man but Bannon—he’s a let the world burn type. I think they are going to turn on each other like wild dogs at some point.

So what’s happening in the conspiracy blogs? Did Soros cause this using his magic? Is pizza involved somehow?

I think the much stronger option would be to run a better Republican against him. Don’t try to break it with Dems, try to break it with moderate Republicans.

$4oo,ooo a year doesn’t even pay for one day of her security, moron. He is probably bringing that in daily with sweet, sweet conflict of interest money from his tacky-ass hotel.

India really is fabulous and I love her hair.

I think I’m the only person who likes Courtney.

This isn’t really related but I was very annoyed in the most recent “America’s Next Top Model” that Amber Rose was acting like she invented the Slutwalk.

Yeah, I was anger-typing which isn’t good for the ole thought processes working. But I do have questions—do these people present journal articles and such at conferences?

Yes, I got my Ph.D. at Liberty/sarcasm. I mean this gender related bullshit. And Evo Psych is even worse. Pure and utter misogynist garbage dressed up in shitty peer-review by assholes. I should have been more clear but, of course, we can’t edit on Kinja. Evo Psych seems to be influencing Evo Bio and not in a…

I just can’t even with evolutionary biology. It doesn’t make any sense. It’s not actual science. I have a Ph.D. in a scientific field and just llooovvveee when dudebros with a BS in Political Science (at best) mansplain all that shit to me.

I call her Princess Melania but I think Melania Antoinette even better!

I’m not following any of that “Free Melania” bullshit. She’s not a child. I’m not going to assume I know more than she does because I see her on TV. She needs to grow the fuck up and move into her new house so she can quit costing the taxpayers so much unnecessary money.

Yeah, I lived in it. I don’t like Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad either. I like my characters likable.

Honestly. Even when I was in high school date rape was always considered the girl’s fault and I only remember one person ever talking about it (and she was shamed and beaten up by the rapist’s girlfriend).

Number your RSVP cards and it doesn’t matter if your friends and family don’t fill out their names. Although if you don’t include a line for it they are definitely not going to fill out their name. IHateGoatsPartDeux Wedding Planning Tip #1.

I follow all that. It still is boring. I wanted to like it because I love the 80's. I tried. I could not.

I think he’s pathetic because he’s surprised that his ad—as referenced in the article that he wrote—didn’t get a positive response. He was asking for casual sex he was going to write an article about. I think that’s pathetic. I, after reading that ad, would have never considered having sex with him. That seems to…

Why are you so invested in who I would have sex with? Friend, I’m married.