She works with a formula. Misdirect, misdirect, play the victim, compliment yourself. But it’s working for her.

But we need to fight over ideological purity!! If somebody isn’t my perfect candidate I’m going to take my ball and go home!

KellyAnne is a modern day Rasputin. If she can’t do it, I don’t see how anyone could. She’s evil but she’s good at her job.

I never wear makeup but I do when I’m working with the media. That’s just common sense. And I don’t wear jackets with cat head buttons.

I actually spend no time worrying about taking the high road with this crap. I think the obsession being noble is one of the biggest problems hamstringing Democrats.

This is all terrifying to watch when you’re pregnant. I went from “What a cute way to tell him, I should have thought of something like that” to “OMG”.

My hatred of classes where the instructor wears a headset and club lighting made Solidcore a non-starter for me but it’s a fun workout.

So which camp is he falling into? It’s somehow the Democrats fault or Trump may not be the messiah?

My favorite Trump relationship is Tiffany and Ivanka. You can see how much Tiffany loathes Ivanka every time she looks at her. Being the forgotten child is terrible (sadly, I have experience) and being able to compare yourself to someone else makes it worse.

It reminds me of when George Zimmerman or OJ Simpson beats his next girlfriend. No shit? If only there was a warning that they were an asshole!

She does Solidcore, for one thing. It’s like Pilates reformer on crack.

I know we are supposed to be better than this but why does KellyAnne have the makeup skills of a 14 year old? And has nobody told her about conditioner?

I watch that show. She has a caveat that they can’t talk about her boyfriend on the show. I had no idea that it was a Jackson. And no idea she was pregnant. I guess caftans hide a lot though.

When can we expect our checks?

What is with the popularity of spider lashes? I watch way too much idiotic reality tv and eventually the ladies on WAGS are just going to show up with pipe cleaners on their eyes.

Exactly.

Well, I’ll come forward. I work for a conservative business. It was a risk for me to go to the woman’s march but I went because I strongly felt I needed to be there. I don’t know who was at the “fun little parade”—the only float I saw was the Trump one who tried to run people over. If I go to a lot of marches I…

He’s a useless piece of shit.

Can you imagine knowing the answers to these tax return questions and not being able to say anything?

I find the silver lining in the fact that assuming we make it through this it’s possible everything can swing very progressive in 2-4 years. People really despise losing rights and Trump isn’t smart enough to make people feel comforted by authority (a vital piece of the puzzle).