Tangential request re: abusive behaviors, non sexual.

My Law and Order degree says yes.

A lot of people in Rikers simply couldn't make bail on a nothing charge that has a far shorter sentence than their wait for trial.

There’s no ability to consent. None. So therefore it’s all rape. No guard/nurse/whatever should be having sex with an inmate. Period. Let’s not make this a #notalljailhousequickies thing.

Maybe if law enforcement didn’t act like street gangs where you can’t “snitch” on other cops or correction officers for breaking the law without fear of retaliation than things wouldn’t be so shitty.

My god you’re right! Because men also get raped by prison guards who may be female it invalidates rape of women by male guards! And probably all consentual too! Thank goodness you were able to come shit on, and cast doubt on incarcerated rape victims!

I like the color scheme. I love the square-ness of the ruffles. I am so hating fluid designs; right now I want EVERYTHING angular line Line LINES.

I know little about fashion, either, so I’m going to say it’s the suspenders and matching wrist ribbons that make this look strong. Also, can’t go wrong with a basic white shirt. The hat has a widely recognized shape, and the skirt reminds me of a cake. I think the strength of this outfit may be in taking lots of…

Well...yeah, you’re totally right. But that makes the joke less fun.

What you’re experiencing is that grand ol’ American independence (sometimes referred to as “fuck you, I got mine”)

“Like, oh my god! I’m edgy. You think I’m edgy, right? Good, because I’m outrageous. You never know what I’m going to say next. Everyone says that about me. Don’t they say that about me? ***BELCH*** Oh man, I really want to just pound some brews and get laid. Oh, there I go again! I’m totes wild. I’m like one of the…

I find her beyond irritating and frankly kinda mean.

Now I want a meatball sub.

Before you were born an ugly, warted old woman sat by the side of the road and asked for help changing a tire. Your parents stopped and changed it for the old woman, kindly. Then, before their very eyes-the old woman began to transform into the most beautiful fairy princess they had ever seen!

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

they not only had to do this film, but they [the rapists] also have to go to schools and talk about what they did

“Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny.”

Also, the Gizmodo homepage could be snazzier.

Precisely. If your menu is that complicated/obscure, then perhaps you simply need to revise the menu?

No matter how fancy the table setup or the food going in your mouth. It all comes out the same way on the other end. Just a bunch of bullshit to give certain assholes that feeling that they are better than others.