How many times can we enter this contest because I actually belong in a bubble and when I get hurt (which is often) all of my friends and family laugh because it's always something fucking ridiculous.

Because there are tons of terrorist comedians working the stand up circuit.....

How nice of Cosby for taking the time to essentially confirm what so many already thought about him. Anyone who makes a rape joke thinks rape is funny. Rape is never funny. Rapist probably think rape jokes are funny... because they don't see themselves as rapists.

I live an hour from SF and I am in bed with my laptop and 6 blankets like I live in the arctic tundra.

I thought that too. Hence finding out I was pregnant with baby #4 when baby #3 was 4 months old and now having my youngest two children living eternity out only 13 months apart and fighting morning... noon... and night.

This makes me happy to read this because when I had mine inserted I nursed my 8 week old 4th child and my 14 month old 3rd child was out in the waiting room screaming and throwing magazines while his dad tried to bribe him with fruit puffs. My 4th kid never stopped nursing. Ever. It was a choice between getting the…

The Village of Happy Bitches with IUD's is a joyful one. When a woman I know says she just got her IUD I want to high five the hell out of her.

The only thing good about SF these days is how much money my husband makes driving for Lyft. 25 year old Silicon Valley coders don't even blink at a $200 20 min ride and they tip. We don't live in SF but an hour away. He drives in, does a solid 10 hours of Lyft and sometimes makes more in 10 hours than he makes at…

But in California 50 degrees feels like -40 to a state full of weather pussies.

I just wanted to comment that I love your fucking name. That is all.

I wish tired crying children understood how much grown ups wish someone would make us go take a nap. Enjoy that nap thing while you can kid.

I love CAH so much.... until I order the Whatever Days of Kwanza and received one black and one white card each with my name on them. Now I am scared to play.

People have waterbeds still? Let me get my cordless phone and call someone and tell them...

Kids at the wedding = Kids area with childcare drop off.

I think I would rather see Will Ferrell in a Calvin ad over Justin Fucking-Go-Away Beiber.

Summer childcare is some gangster mafia shit... GS Camp all the way!!

Yep. Just like a real life Judy Blume book. Send her! She needs to have her own stories to tell on Jezebel.

I went to girl scout camp too. It was wonderous. It was like a week long Judy Blume book in real life.

Nutrition facts on cookies. silly talk.

but Toffee-tastic.