I'll wake up if I can have superpowers.

Now I want that alarm clock. I might even get up in the morning if I had that.

It sounds like a John Waters film

I know her. She's actually a lot like this all the time. She's a hoot.

Okay I'm excited to say this: I personally know the Grandma on the left. And yes, she is real and she is really like this. All the time. She is all kinds of awesome.

That's what I actually look like when I eat pie on Thanksgiving. Except when I do it it's not cute. Just gross.

I'm watching it right now just because you have described how awful it is. It keeps getting worse and now Missy Elliot has just appeared... or some actress that Lifetime seriously is trying to convince us is Missy Elliot. SO. Fucking. BAD.

It amazes me how many people try to pass his arrogance and bullshit off as him being "senile" as if he is 98 year dementia patient. He is 77. That is hardly senile. Please stop excusing him with "he's really senile..." He isn't answering because he doesn't want to incriminate himself and he is also an arrogant…

Way to fucking go Columbia Powers That Be. Somewhere your PR team is jumping out of the nearest window.

I think we are going to get her backstory this coming season... she is such an interesting character and they have not fully developed her yet. She's one of my favorites, there seems to be a lot to her character that she hides which hints at her being in more of a pivitol role. She is a phenomenal actress.

If I had been on that train with her I would have asked if she took requests just to get her to perform this. That woman can sing her ass off! I keep hoping they have her sing on OITNB

so that fangirls like myself can hope to be on it with her. Duh.

I love her and will agree with anything she says ever because I am an obnoxious fangirl... BUT... in order to be better than Nas you must be better than Jay Z because in the rap battle world Nas beat Jay Z. Sorry. I am stickler for rap icon historical accuracy. Nas won. It's a widely accepted fact.

If I paid the tuition students there pay I wouldn't want that shitface speaking at my graduation either.

My daughter works for Starbucks and now can allow her tattoo to show. Yesterday a lady who was a gazillion years old and comes there every single day saw her Mad Hatter tattoo on her arm and said "Oh isn't that adorable?" So yeah, welcome to the present day universe Starbucks. No one, even old people and children are…

I agree. When my kids spew snot I take them to the pediatrician. I don't know jack. I just want it to stop.

yoga pants are my uniform. No matter what I am doing which is rarely yoga.

<rant>I just want to comlain about this: I am sick of being referred to as a SAHM by other SAHM's because fuck you I work 40+ hours a week AND have to be a FT mom because I run my own business and yes, I happen to work at home and the other half works two jobs because you know, fuck the economy.... I may be at home…

It is delicious. About 500 million ways of delicious. If you ever have the opportunity to enjoy Palestinian cuisine do it. Since the whole point is that countries we are in conflict with don't typically have a ton of restaurants in the states I know it's hard to come by... I had it at a friend's house who was…

You wrote every word my mind was thinking. Thank you.