“Taylor Swift Now Wants to Stay Included in the Kanye West Narrative” because her album sucks, no one is attending her stupidass tour, and she needs attention.

“I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.” Well, of course she did. When Kim Kardashian used a snake emoji to describe Taylor Swift, it certainly looked like music studios would no longer allow Swift to make millions and millions of dollars for them. (It is a common…

I assume the personal bodyguard is dressed like a cop so he can do this on command? Unless he’s actually a real cop, that is...

How YOU doin’ Tim Chung?

I can see him being that petty and vindictive to an ex. Doesn’t mean he’d parent Barron- he’d just hire someone (the best people of course!)

Wouldn’t it be rich if she were shtupping a woman on the side, too?

She does not like public displays of affection because she is “old-world and European”

We can’t.

surely we can think outside of it.

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

applause to that man b/c he deserves them all.

We were also stoned out of our gourds and that was making climax difficult.

Yes, let’s re-elect Andrew Cuomo with his extensive experience..checks notes..being Mario Cuomo’s son.

“New number, who dis?”

“Oh she hired a sista, yes, I will vote for her, now”—1983 Black People

The amount of top spin on that ball is wicked.

Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children

Zlatan is all about showing his skills and isn’t afraid to make it fun. I hope this will help people in the U.S. get into Football. *ahem I mean soccer.

Normally this would be sad, but for how awful Mayweather is as a human being, this is fucking AWESOME.

If I was a boxer I would find a way to make that drop my walk in music.