Can you imagine if a woman director did the same thing? She’d never work again. Also they’d call her a slut.

He’s so fucking wrong in the head that he’ll probably take some perverse pleasure in it. While these poor young women are courageously pouring their hearts out, he’ll be thinking about what he did, but without a shred of remorse or guilt.

Thanks for the encouragement! I’ll keep at it ;)

What I didn’t like:

I knew what it was before I opened the image!

Their brand is based on aspiration.

At least we’ll always have gifs.

I’d read Hoda’s Mother Goose Had One Too Many book in a second.

I see you, Ricky

Thank you so much for this story.

**SPOILERS**

9. The “Why can’t we just forget about our differences and come together?” guy, who’s usually the exact-same guy as the “I don’t see color” guy and the “Why does everything have to be about race?” guy and the “I’ll have a Coke Zero, please” guy.

Kimye better bring Saint to this thing.

This is how I picture her rejecting those creeps.

He also can’t believe it’s real.

Let’s not forget his pregnancy announcement.

He “serenaded” Jessica Biel as she walked down the aisle and later said that everyone cried. Because his song was so romantic and moving and let’s all forget about the bride on her special day, who probably wore a pink dress just to be noticed.

Ole’ Blue Eyes could knock you up just by looking at you.

That’s the one on Nicole Kidman’s crotch from ‘Something Stupid’!