God, I love a wedding. I go into full Jolie the Cruise Director mode, organizing outings, ironing shirts, getting your Aunt Grace lit up on signature cocktails, all of it. I mean, Billy and I and a bunch of others are going shooting/Whataburger-ing/hat shopping when we’re in Dallas for a wedding at the end of the…

It’s really weird seeing Adrian Peterson in a Saints’ uniform. Because he should be in a prison jumpsuit. Fucking asshole.

Can’t spell Abdusalamov without USA.

Safe spaces needed ASAP.

The only things less cool than this apology was the way the flag immediately fell over when he planted it, and adult people thinking that a guy who won a football game planting a football flag (badly) in the grass of a football stadium is somehow “disrespectful” in any meaningful way.

On the one hand, it’s Ohio State, so fuck ‘em. There is no other hand.

“special kind of stupid”

It’s a pretty common theme among conservative media to label themselves as the underdog, yet they pull down hundreds of millions of dollars from their viewers and subscribers. Kings dressed in peasant’s clothing.

What baffles me even more is the white bread and mayonnaise eating motherfuckers that think someone like Bannon and his boy Don really give a fuck about them? I don’t think rich people are really looking out for me, even if they agree with me on some politics. You gotta be a special kinda stupid to believe Bannon…

This has been Page 1 of the neo-con playbook since day one. And you have to hand it to them, it basically works. The morons that lap up their rhetoric are unable to see behind the curtain. They haven’t been exposed to what the “real” 1% is like. Between them and their wives, they pull down $100k a year and think…

I know there will be those that will play the “Darwin” card and while this was foolish a 16-year-old kid is dead. That’s a bummer no matter the circumstance.

You really /are/ that guy... Or just a troll. But I’ll feed you.

Because taking cars for drug related offenses is a typical civil forfeiture target.

I think when a cop is accused of shooting a civilian, the civilian’s family should be able to impound all police cars in that jurisdiction and use them for Uber. Or Lyft. I’m indifferent.

Civil forfeiture should nauseate every last person familiar with the concept. Yes, it disproportionately targets and affects minorities and the poor, but even beyond that, it’s a quintessential violation of due process. The burden of proof is basically nonexistent. Recourse and a defense are not guaranteed, and it…

That’s a huge ask. Somebody in Alabama that can read and write? Good luck.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Look, this really isn’t that hard. There aren’t that many major markets in the US. If some asshole threatens to leave one if he doesn’t get his way, then just waive him goodbye.

Ditto. But apparently these astoundingly whiny donut-humpers have given up on the fantasy that the protests are disrespectful to US and are now willing to admit that they’re offended on their own child-murdering behalf, so I guess that’s sort of progress.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.