Totally agree. The headlock is the go to move for when you don’t want to fight but you don’t want to get punched either. Which anyone who has a little brother can attest.

Go fuck yourself

He violated the law seventeen years ago. Fundamental to any system of justice is the concept of rehabilitation, and here you have a man who has the supppet of multiple congressmen, city councilmen, and the mayor, who leads a well-respected organizations and is a leader in his community. There’s a reason ICE granted…

Sports teams are businesses, they are entertainment businesses. The most reliable way a sports franchise can entertain is to win. You can have all the ugly CF statues, bobblehead giveaways, mascots, and t-shirt cannons you want but nothing will generate more entertainment or interest, nothing will sell more tickets or…

The Flight Status Map is a critical tool in gauging how Fucked you will be if the plane has an emergency. It tells you where you are and exactly how frigid it is on the other side of that thin aluminum skin.

I honestly feel like that IS him speaking up. He didn’t have to say what he said, he could have just shrugged and said no comment. 

“I just hate losing the three home games,” USM head coach Scott Berry said. “I’m sure it’s going to cost us for sure. That’s three gates and everything that goes into a game day in terms of revenue.”

It always strikes me funny that these laws are always framed as “restoring freedom”. What freedom? Your freedom to stick your nose into someone else’s business and tell them how to live their life? Because on the face of it you’re taking away freedom from a very specific group of people to get conservative Christians…

Weird how these religious freedom laws only seem to protect a very conservative conception of religion.

I hate the damn minivan and SUV drivers that don’t clear the 6 inches of snow/ice off the top of the vehicle. And waiting for it to fly off at 60mph on the highway and smashing the drivers behind you does not count as clearing it off. I won’t even mention the 18 wheeler jerks that don’t clear ice/snow - they should be…

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Whoa now, those two agreed to get fucked by him. There were legally binding contracts that are matters of public record to prove that they allowed for such debasement to occur. They paid him to fuck them. If that’s not consensual then we need to have a serious discussion with the Merriams and Websters.

So... Arizona didn’t find any evidence of sexual assault, even after he fucked West Virginia and Michigan?

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.

Everyone’s awful. I just think the right especially needs to come up with better insults.

No one in the last 30 years has earnestly tried to win them over to the left with real understanding of their problems. Probably worth a try.

Any insult that the far right overuses, (cuck, libtard, snowflake, etc)

There are people who are lost causes, certainly. But there are even more people who are eligible to vote and do not, and need something, or someone, to activate them.

So the jockey mysteriously falls off the horse for no reason, inches from the finish line, saving the track a half-million dollars? Even the most non-skeptical among us can see that this is a pretty blatant fix, right?