I feel like Toyota deserves a special shoutout for the above and beyond efforts here. 3 million plus $250,000 local dealer match money plus financial deferments and extensions for loans? They seem like they are actually making an effort here.

Me: “How did his guy swim miles out into the ocean? Is he Michael Phelps?”

“There were over 30 guys who tried to attack me. HUGE guys. Big. All of them were foreigners. They all said they voted illegally. I won this state you know that? by a huge margin. they didn’t like that. All 60 of the people who attacked me from that car said they were illegal hillary supporters. but I talked to…

Tremendous assassins, the best, real bad hombres... we’re gonna build a wall around my motorcade and we’re gonna make them pay for it! #makemotorcadesgreatagain

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

Trump tweets about escaping assasination attempt in 3...2...1

“The Hugest Assasination, really dangerous guys. You wouldn’t believe how assasiny they were. Some guys I know , really top guys, were assassinated by these guys.”

I’ve been really impressed with all the reporters who have been stepping up and helping out. Other than that douche that called the cops for looting in the middle of a disaster.

Never forget.

Trump’s base isn’t voting for a Jew to be President or VP.

Naw. If you wished, like, ill or death upon them, that’d be problematic. But taking delight in their self-created misery doesn’t make you a shitty person. There’s no Biblical commandment that says “Thou shalt not indulge in schaudenfraude.”

If there is a scenario in which they are able and supported by enough people to become a viable ticket in 2020, then that means Trump was pushed out and/or considered too toxic for a re-run.

I agree with Trump making MAGMA. Make magma flow all over the world until it is nothing but a burnt husk. Let the magma burn away all signs of man. Curse the magma as it marches across our lands. Watch the magma consume those that anger it, those that disobey it. This is the future we deserve.

It makes me happy that they are unhappy. I don’t care if that makes me a shitty person.

“So don’t tell me people don’t care about the Philadelphia Soul!”

if you click the link for the mascot it lists one of his favorite movies as “soul man” which is of course the classic 80s movie with c. thomas howell in blackface. congratulations philadelphia

Thank you for pointing out that McGregor only looked decent in the first few rounds because Mayweather let him. It was an entertaining fight but almost on the level of professional wrestling.

I stopped. It’s easy.

If they wanted to eliminate the extra round trips of cabs and Ubers dropping people off, they should just reduce the parking fee instead of charging a drop off fee.

“Our environmental study shows that there is an unacceptable level of money in the environment of our customer’s pockets.”

Could you lend that soapbox you’re up on there to some people down in Houston? They’re currently up to their necks in dirty ass water and just trying to find some food to survive.