Thank you, Chris Pratt, for voluntarily removing yourself from the debate on which Chris is best.

Picasso was a twat too, though.

“Balancing a day job and being a princess isn’t easy, according to Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.” (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45047574)

Got the safety usher working overtime and errthang.

Seriously. Those are crocodile tears, and hanging around to see if someone will pay is the proof.

Oh lawd, not sure how we ended up going down the racial heritage rabbit hole in the comments, but some facts that should be observed:

I’m telling you... seemed funny at first and then you read here or other places about this happening to our peeps every. single. day. 

So how many times have y’all watched that clip? I’m on six.

“Let me fuck with these Black folks for no reason .”

Title: Seth Rogen put a presumably white child actor in blackface, presumably for “comedy”.

Whoa, no no no. Rich didn’t write that line, that was the Town & Country guy.

I mean, I knew my dad was an engineer and I was really confused as to why we never went to see his train until I was 6 or so.

If you haven’t seen documentary “Believer”, you should

“That’s why I’m trying to wait for the Miami Beach Police Department to figure it out for me,”

Here’s a rule of thumb: when in doubt blame the airline, because airlines inevitably are at fault for something somewhere. In conclusion, I hate you air travel corporations.

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

Fuck that, you can pry my Lash Paradise mascara from my cold dead hands.

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…