To be fair, officers carrying guns is routine in most of Europe, Canada and Australia. And somehow there aren’t nearly as many incidents of police shooting innocent civilians as we see in the U.S.

She’s married to Donnie Wahlberg? That’s the most frightening aspect of this whole thing.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Thank god the Space Force will protect us from the dangerous aliens in the future

Why not? There are already six canisters of Elon Musk’s sperm orbiting the Earth. At least one has landed on Mars, too.

In the year 2781, the Earth faced a new great threat. The Space Bulls. They waged war upon the Earth for 57 years. The Earthlings were eventual forced to bargain with the Space Bulls. They had only one demand: Eat More Chicken...

kim is out there wearing a style on her head than many a poc, in many of place of work, cannot without fear of termination or ridicule.

Hey, a new record for a show going from announcement and excited to watch to something to avoid!

Sure, but if you tried to enter Canada with a DUI, would they turn you away or would they turn you away and keep your children, put them in cages, and maybe deport them alone at a later date?

This looks so bad. Emma Roberts has the charm of a soggy vegan pizza. Her acting is as convincing as mine is when I play poker. Hayden looks a tad less terrible but still terrible. The whole set up and cast of characters look uber terrible.

So will American citizens charged with DUI have their children taken away as well? No? Oh, well why not?

Hayden will be as convincing as an Italian American as he was as anakin skywalker. Why use ‘token Italian’ supporting cast only to use leads completely devoid of the ethnicity you’re trying to portray. At least with moonstruck Cher being Armenian and Olympia Dukakis being Greek there was a cultural similarity to lean…

Hayden seems a bit, um, worn around the edges.

Hayden Christensen looks like Mel Gibson’s mugshot

Wasn’t this an ABC Family movie?  Pizza My Heart???

Ugh. Two non-Italian-American leads. Come on, is it really that hard to find people who maybe look the part? Anakin Skywalker and what’s her name both with brown hair dye is the best they can do? Also, Little Italy is basically a block long in NYC now. It’s not really a place where Italians live anymore, so taking the…

Oh Bobby. I love that you referred to the star of this World Cup as ‘one player,’ like Mbappe is some rando. I love your non-sportsing self so much. 

There! Is that better?

I know he’s a dude, but one of my favorite scenes and line delivery:

Looks like her “kidney treatment” isn't settling as planned.