You forgot the choice for white people not to have their children go to school with Black people.

I would have put my money on a gigantic gold “Live Laugh Love” on her office wall, like the millions of other dipshits out there.

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

Trick question! They never do a good job

Just in time for the MN State High School Boys’ Hockey Tournament!!!!

Giuggioli and Brancaccia

And because you are doing it now you must use tiene not tenga.

No solo llevo hablando español toda mi vida sino que he tomado infinidad de cursos de gramática, no hay nada más gringo que un gringo que cree que sabe más de un idioma extranjero que la persona que lo está corrigiendo.

Me da mucho gusto y al mismo tiempo siento una alegría que no me cabe en el cuerpo al darme cuenta de que se tomaron el tiempo para aprender una palabrita en Español ahora que estuvieron de huelga. Muy bien. Para nada se siente condescendiente el tono del artículo, imagina, gente en otros países también tiene palabras…

You seem like an asshole. I’m actually kind of amazed you didn’t work “triggered” or “snowflake” into your comment somewhere.

Once again, can we please quit referring to this tool as a “submarine inventor”- he’s a hobbyist with an obsession not an inventor.

This. is. so. true. All of my white friends are getting married and having children. Meanwhile, I’m looking at donors. It’s not that I’m not desired at all (humbly speaking). It’s when the dating starts, I hear some crazy things that make me not want to pursue the relationship. He’s either controlling, doesn’t want…

This article is my whole “love life” in a nutshell. And I’m biracial. But I’m also trapped in MN so anything that doesn’t look like a raw potato is exotic around here. But I’m so over it, you don’t even know. I actually can’t wait for some poor clown to come stumbling through again so I can throw my wig in his face.

I feel like the latest similar thing in the USA is spiked sparkling water. Like Truly or White Claw. It would be like LaCroix getting into that game.

Coca-Cola, you’re really good at being too sweet and tasting slightly like blood.

I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

First- Curious. Is there anywhere that has posted a current list of turnover rates in the Trump Whitehouse compared to previous administrations? I’d actually like to see it.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

Women don’t owe you shit.