Ahem.

Who? Arabic Jonah Hill up there?

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

I mean I hate the guy actually more than I hate Trump, but as someone who has serious issues with staying awake sometimes (I seriously once started nodding off during a mock trial competition when I was still actively competing).... I kinda sympathize. Put me in a warm room around 1:30PM with people talking and where…

*INTERPRETER.

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.

Why would anyone try to “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” the national anthem?

I was not aware of Flea doing a bass only rendition. I wouldn’t imagine that would go over well. I *just* watched the Fergie video and ohhhh boy. She reminds me of a friend of mine who is not a professional singer, but verrrrry much thinks she is. She sings in that same kind of dramatic way. So bad.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE ARTICLE IS THAT I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME AND THE WAY I USE LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO FEEL VALID AND RESPECTED. IF THEIR ALLYSHIP RELIES ON POLICING MY LANGUAGE ITS NOT FUCKING ALLYSHIP

“Where are you from” is a very normal small talk stock question, and isn’t offensive. Asking “what country are you from?” gets you in much stickier territory. There aren’t many times I’d ask a fellow English speaker that question, though! If it’s at all ambiguous, the answer comes up naturally enough in the course of…

remember when we thought BROOKLYN was an outlandish celebrity kid name?

Nice try Ricky Martin........

I’ve seen/heard this from white women, exclusively. Some are so engulfed in their little bubble that carries no diversity whatsoever that shit like this “enlightens” them.

So, they basically copied the Dixie Chicks from . . . how many years ago? 15? And did it in a way that is basically meaningless to their target audience. Groundbreaking stuff SI.

And I’m sure his then-wife filed a police report and restraining order in 2010 as a political move to discredit Trump because she has a crystal ball and knew Trump would be president.