My life’s a Terry Gilliam dystopia made real.

Remember when everyone thought Trolls was gonna be bad?

Wow.

No. This may not happen. I will be forced to attend this movie by my darlingiest darling daughter. No. This may not happen.

The commenter didn’t deserve the respect and thought you gave his comment.

The best war films are often statements on propaganda. The most successful propaganda not only relates directly to your life, but gives you enough faith in the cause to die for it. It’s interesting that the actual leaders of the Rebellion were so hesitant to steal the plans...yet, their propaganda worked so well that…

I once had the nerdiest nightmare ever, in which I was a Jedi, protecting some person who I had to deliver somewhere

Decaf, man. Switch to decaf.

The new Canon also confirms that the Empire/First Order’s control has basically been halved with the new Republic trying to prevent all out war from reoccurring while Leia’s Reistance views this as folly, rightly believing the The First Order will never give up trying to recover what they’ve lost.

New Star Wars movie: deep space pirate crew finds a TIE Advanced X1 drifting through space, heavily damaged and apparently having lost hyperdrive halfway through a lightspeed jump. Tractor beam pulls the fighter into their cargo bay.
A few minutes later, the crew inspects the fighter and finds no pilot. Just the…

If Lucas had been directing, the final scene would have been Jyn and Cassian in a musical cantina on Tatooine while and old man and a boy in desert robes walk by with a Wookiee.

Yet the Empire did fall. It isn’t the Skywalkers fault that The First Order exists.

I once had the nerdiest nightmare ever, in which I was a Jedi, protecting some person who I had to deliver somewhere, and we were being pursued by Vader. I tend not to remember dreams, but this one was actually really intense, and I remember it very clearly. It was just a feeling of complete dread as we were being…

Except they got the plans out, which enabled the destruction of the Death Star and redemption of Vader and death of the Emperor, so I wouldn’t call it pointless.

Saw Gerrera: “I had a dream; I saw you in a little cantina on Bespin...”

Actually, I still don’t think the storm troopers hit anyone. All the heroes either got grenaded or nuked. Except for Alan’s character. He got shot through the chest which is the only way to kill an Alan Tudyk character. Leaf on the wind, he is.

Disney had more guts then most people gave them credit for! Keep it up Disney! *thumbs up*

It enrages that they’ll never learn and never realise a defeat.

They win = proof they were right!

Originally The Force Awakens was going to end with a camera pan down to the beach...