Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

I swapped the seats from my wife’s 09 Jetta TDI into my 04 Golf TDI. I’m taking the steering wheel, the wheels (we’ll send it back with some clapped out steelies), the rear wiper arm, and virtually anything else I can use in my 04. Here’s a picture of my Golf with the rear seats and 1 of the front seats in:

There’s a huge difference between taking it seriously as a work of art and whatever this review is.

...mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked...

Of course you haven’t heard of them. You’ve never heard of your lovable neighborhood hipster’s favorite vinyl, either.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

And we’ll make China pay for that knife

...and Mars is gonna pay for it.

At this point, I’m not surprised. You could run an article tomorrow citing no sources, but stating that Trump believes the moon is made of green cheese, and I would believe it.

Why give her her job back? you want to keep it out of the media, just fire her 100%... pay out her benefits package and wipe your hands of that bigot. surely, it cannot be that difficult to find a replacement

“Topping” a trillion is wrong. The trillion is projected cost over the 50-year lifetime of the program. Fifty years of fuel. Fifty years of maintence. Fifty years of training. The trillion dollars has the truth of: A) Not having been paid out yet; B) Being much less money involved than the prospect of keeping…

this program has managed to top $1T

Oh, well thank god we have Sarah Palin -who holds no office or has any legitimate influence- here to keep an eye on Russia from her back yard.

If only Trump were subject to rules. Any rules at all. Like wtf is this shit?

At this point it has to be some kind of fucking joke. If only Trump was subject to the Clinton Rules, we’d have endless investigations and maybe some of those conspiracy theorists could actually do some good. Fucking unbelievable to think that only 4 years ago Republicans were screaming bloody murder in the…

I really resent the fact that I now have to give a shit about the random shit this guy feels like tweeting. I long for the days when The Donald could tweet whatever he wanted I could just not give a fuck.

He knows some people in Russia, terrific people...

“I’M SMAAAAAAAT!”

Isn’t the purpose of the Electoral College to prevent the populous from electing incompetents who appeal to the lowest common denominator of the voting masses? You know, like back in 1787, to prevent a slick huckster who talked a good game out in boondocks from being voted in over experienced, knowledgable candidates…