Not that the Browns didn’t earn all of the penalties called against them and not that they played well enough to win despite the penalties called against them, but there was one where Tony Romo said, “So the new rule is there’s a high zone of engagement and the player was engaged in the lower zone and well, actually…

After that rabble, I still have no idea what position you take nor what that stance is even in reference to! If you’re going to grandstand, God would appreciate if you did it with a bit more clarity.

I mean, that’s science, the ears emit the most sound of all our holes.

Dear Penthouse,

Too brown.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you

“Dude, you’re just slowly crushing your balls on a narrow sliver of plastic, pipe down.”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

The play at home was the easier play to guarantee an out and not give up a run. SS was charging forward and moving to his right, away from the throw at second. Its unlikely he gets the out at second or first and they give up the run. No matter what, if there is a runner at third, you never leave home unattended.

“Tank” didn’t volunteer to be the catcher because he intended to run and back up plays at first, that’s for damn sure.

That will be my official response whenever my wife complains about blowing up the bathroom.

I’m currently for making most things in most sports reviewable, but with reviews capped at something like 30-45 seconds. That’s enough time to fix something like the Galarraga perfect game fuck-up, but not so much that it destroys the flow of the game. Can’t figure it out in under a minute? Call stands, back to the…

Right?  It is probably nearing a decade since I watched anything on ESPN other than live sports with any consistency.  And that includes 30 for 30, which I’ve caught on demand sporadically over the years.

I was about to answer that I often put it on as background when I’m, say, folding laundry or cooking dinner so I can stay current with sports I don’t follow closely, but then I realized that I don’t actually do that anymore.

Their shop is still up and running, just so you won’t miss out on getting your kid his favorite Birmingham Irons player’s jersey for his birthday, baptism, or as an apology for losing his college fund on a bet whether the AAF would last a whole year.

I thought this was like a bit you were doing where you just made up a bunch of fake sounding names a la that Key & Peele skit but oh my god all of this is real

Why am I learning about Equanimeous St. Brown from this article and not from the Name of the Year bracket?

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Come on. Can we decide that something is annoying, without it becoming a prejudiced comment about someone’s gender? Man or woman, that screech is downright annoying, and she’s doing it for half of the entire game.