My vote is gas station chicken salad
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Okay, I did see this movie, after reading all the criticism about it and you know what? It’s a damn good movie, very enjoyable, and Rami Malek does an amazing job. I don’t think they make it look like his sexuality is why he died, but they don’t focus a lot on his death in general. They focus on his life, which…
I used to poop on escalators. I still do, but I used to too.
the Dallas Cowboys: unexpectedly winning a big game in November, trying to convince us that they won’t flame out in a month, since 2001
The irony here is that in the supposedly anti-parity MLB, nearly half (14) the teams in the sport have made it to the World Series just in the past decade (including low-payroll teams from Tampa Bay, Cleveland, Kansas City, and elsewhere) and 23 of 30 teams have made the playoffs in the past 5 years, despite there…
“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.
There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.
Is... is all of Miami covered in toxic waste? There’s 5 miles between the remains of “Ole Smokey” and the golf course in question...
Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to
If this thread shows up as the last item in Anthony Bourdain’s internet history, I won’t be shocked.
It’s a good analysis but it’s lazily written and even more lazily (if at all) edited.
The sad thing is I think we have been using our whole ass all along.
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Well, the geometry is complicated without a whiteboard, but suffice to say that the vocalist has made an aesthetic choice to favor a smaller internal BWH angle when intercepting the XZ plane, while preferring a larger offset from XZ when imagining a plane created by the foci of a woman’s center of area…
“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)
I mean, it seems like it should be basically random (or more accurately “changes on a house-to-house basis depending on what was easier for the builder”), but I can definitely say that no house or apartment I’ve been to in Ohio or Georgia (the two places I’ve lived) have ever had the dryer on the left. And given Drew…
Yup. The next two WC’s are being held in countries that enforce anti-gay laws. What do they care that the US is currently doing a little bit of anti-brown people stuff? This is all about the FBI and DOJ.
To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.