The Gray Man

Marvel: Hey, Christian Bale, would you like to be in a Marvel movie? We’ll give you money.

He’s not actually wearing any makeup - he lived on a special diet of arsenic, quinoa and depleted uranium for 8 months to achieve that hair loss and gray skin tone.

I wish people would stop acting as if actors from marvel movies are their character in every movie they do. I know its a joke. For me, it's a played out one. Ooh look, Falcon is fighting Starlord in this movie! Clever!

God damn. Five tickets, please. 

There’s still a whole new (last) season after the two final episodes.

I wonder if they have Frasier-esque arguments about which is “the one” and which is “the other one”

Ugh. It was easier before when we didn’t have to remember which one was which. 

You are thinking of the Wachowski siblings, who directed the Matrix movies.

And, unless I am mistaken (always a possibility), the plural of “they” is “they”. Sort of like “deer” is the plural of “deer”.

If Joel Coen isn’t careful, he may end up making Garfield 2: Feline Groovy.

I’m going to go against the grain and say: keep it all. Let it be canon. The MCU offerings are all so tame, sexless, and easy by comparison that I think we need the Netflix stuff to be canon to balance it out. The street level stuff is always grimier, and it needs to be. Otherwise, what’s the point?

“At no fault of Millie Bobby Brown’s, Hawkins’ former Eggo-eating savior has been a one-note nightmare for much of the series—playing out a wild-child-enters-society storyline that saw her sci-fi powers routinely double in strength”

Story Ark sounds like a terrible PBS series

Robert Sheehan is right up there with Tatiana Maslany (who, finally, is getting some major exposure) on the top of my “this person should be a worldwide superstar” list. Ever since Misfits I’ve been hoping he’d break out in the U.S.

Weird that they cast two actresses named Lili Reinhart. It doesn’t seem like a super common name.

I’d rather have more of that April Fools Australian version.

That header photo is amazing. Mike, Eleven, and Will don’t even look like kids anymore!

This is some real monkey paw bullshit. I hope whoever wished for this drowned in their fucking Szechuan sauce hot tub.

if only for the prison riot about George R. R. Martin