Maslany!

I love how Disney has just given up on making any more Star Wars movies. Probably the right call, given the reception of Rise of Skywalker (and the general creative bankruptcy of the sequels) but man, remember when they were handing out whole trilogies of movies left and right? 

I hope it is set on Tatooine. It seems like there could be a good opportunity to dig into what is going on there.

Watts does a pretty good job with action and quips, and a light-hearted SW show full of action and quips sounds nice.

Also also, let’s do something SW that’s not got Favreau involved for a while. Ya know? After Book of Boba Fett, maybe we...ya know...ease off.

Technically Bart, Millhouse, Martin, and Nelson didn’t steal a car, they just illegally rented one with a fake ID.

Shoot this into my veins. I can’t wait!

I say Russell Crowe should get Master and Commander going again

It has some issues, but I unabashedly love this show.

Look, I’ve hesitated to bring this up in the past, but you are very bad poster, and also not a very good reader. Pick one response you want to make and move on.

I saw that the hashtag “NoJohnnyNoPirates” was trending after this news broke, and I think that’s the sort of future we can all get behind. No Johnny Depp, and No Pirates movies, thank you very much.

Plus Peacock is one of those steaming services that lots of people get for free for having other things, like I think you get it for free if you have Comcast internet. 

Firestarter a Nonstarter

Think of the impossible Jeopardy answers you could come up with on stuff like this.

How much more back could they be? The answer is “None.” None more back.

The only water-bound Sully I care about is Captain Chesley ‘Sully’ Sullenberger... they should make a movie about him!

Don’t be silly, the characters in Avatar didn’t have names! If they did, people would remember them.

Wrong Bruce.

You know, shit on U2's music all you want. If you’d gone with a “haven’t Ukrainians suffered enough” type of snark, no problem. It’s what this website does. But Bono and Co. have actually saved millions of lives over the years with their human rights advocacy. That’s no exaggeration. So snark over that part of their…

Man, it must be great to work for a corporation that is willing to monitor people’s behaviour. I work for a man who routinely and inappropriately yells/screams at his employees, has punched a hole in the wall of an office, makes people uncomfortable with his off color jokes and political statements (that we of course…

1. X-Men: First Class!