For years the fans have been demanding it. In 2002 Sam Raimi released his first Spider Man movie, and fans were wondering, “Where’s the living vampire?” Surely, they wouldn’t continue making Spider Man movies without Morbius. But more Spider Man movies kept on coming. 2004, 2007, 2012, 2014 all saw the release of more…

In this case, Lessbius would be welcome.

Jared Leto is so repulsive that even the most advanced CGI rejects him.

As much as I like “All I Want For Christmas Is You”, I find the whole Queen of Christmas branding a little desperate. You’re Mariah fucking Carey! You redefined pop music in the 90s! By some measures, you’re the biggest artist since the Beatles! You shouldn’t have to be rebranding yourself after your big Christmas…

Looks gangster-y. Should’ve called it GoodFettas.

At last, Disney is returning Star Wars to what made it great: meetings.

“How can we trust you, bounty hunter?”

“If you’ll turn to item 37 on the agenda, you will see that I intend to foster an open-door policy where all input is taken on board.”

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He didn’t do that, but he did have Han frozen, which is pretty clearly something we’re not supposed to think about with this retooling of him into someone genuinely cool who’s not just a neat armor design on a total cipher. In the Mandalorian finale, you can really feel the gears of the plot working to make sure he…

Don’t sell yourself short. You’re a lot confused.

No, they were killed by Imperial stormtroopers.

[stands up in crowded cantina]

Absolutely. I can actually speak to this myself - Seeing an article where an actor from a show I liked came out and described their feelings was what made me realise that I was asexual.

“How is this newsworthy? So somebody’s gay, big whoop”

Beer? I thought the guy was drinking Coors Light?

I think it’s incredibly brave of him to come out and admit he watches NASCAR.

Dude, can we put together the crazy timeline of Kal Penn’s life...
- Penn stars in a stoner-comedy with Neil Patrick Harris
- That gets him a role on House M.D.
- He leaves that to work for the goddamn President
- And he falls in love with a man who’s cool with drinking beer and watching NASCAR on their first date

Wow, Kumar is gay and Harold is a cowboy . Together, they can make one half of Brokeback Mountain.

The thing about Perd Hapley is that he was a journalist named Perd Hapley who always stated the obvious, much like I’m doing right now.

Don’t forget Holmes & Watson (10% on Rotten Tomatoes)!

Fucking Baby Driver. No babies driving cars? What gives?

I’m sure this list won’t cause any problems among the commentariat, we’ll all just nod moderately, and be about our day.