None of these are actually plot holes, NX1700

No offence intended to Luke Thompson, but this is the kind of film I’ll always want Ignatiy Vishnavetsky to have reviewed. Ah, well...

I was wishing it was Nicole Byer. I think she would have played off Jack Black better.

The most important thing is that you go on Rotten Tomatoes, declare the critics are bought and paid for, and then find a reddit thread to scream about something I think.

To the memory of the brave men and women who lost their lives in the ill-fated antarctic expedition of 1936.

He is now Sir Grogu. The first of his name, Master of Cuteness and Pop Culture, and Lord of Lucasfilm Marketing.

Well you sound like you might be a certifiable moron so, ya know, glass houses. 

The writing, direction, and pacing met the goofiness of the visuals and guest performances by keeping things light and zippy. It was a really fun 40 minutes that felt like 20 (in a good way.) Fun action, a non-desert planet, and a self-contained adventure that set aside some time at the end for “big picture” plot…

Whatever Buzz Killington, I got half an evil Christoper Lloyd monologue before he got electrocuted & Jack Black & Lizzo as the sweetest space couple in the universe.

“Would this blade then not belong to her?”

This felt like the full pendulum swing in the opposite direction of Andor, and I mean that in a good way. Star Wars contains room for multitudes, including goofy shit. And WOW was this episode some goofy shit!

Ted didn't exactly kill Married With Children either, people seem to forget that (possibly on purpose!).

“I’m me?” - Jimbo Jones.

“You, Bo Katan, must reunite all the stray Mandalorians out there and bring them here, so they can join a cult that doesn’t let them take their helmets off.”

Well, would you look at that, turns out they didn’t just randomly decide to focus an entire episode on Dr. Pershing for literally no reason like a whole bunch of people were whining about. Who would have thought?

I am all for rehabilitation, but perhaps former Imperials shouldn’t be working in the Republican army.  Especially in such key posts. 

It looks like the most Wes Anderson thing that ever Wes Andersoned. I’m not sure how I feel about that, but I did chuckle when Jason Schwartzmann forgot how to speak when the subject of Scarlett Johansson’s nude scene came up, so I’m in.

Fuck the haters, I’m a millennial of a certain age and I am here for this shit.

Looks pretty Wes Andersony

This really is just going back to the original plan that people already rejected because the entire point of the checkmarks is “this account is the real ____ not someone pretending to be them.”