I always thought The Onion’s Vice President Biden was basically “what if our Jim Anchower character was older and picked to be Barack Obama’s running mate?”

Well, Ms. Evans is no longer with us and her estate filed the suit.

“I have been too busy fighting monsters & fighting for a massive cultural reset to notice who is in the reboot.” is maybe one of the most passive-aggressive statements I’ve ever seen

“My quibble (Google it)"

I was hoping that queen comment was literal, and she’s the ruler of a cat planet. Possibly on sabbatical.

I’m glad they’re adding the disclaimer; complete removal has always seemed to be more about legacy preservation than anything else.

It’s not like she was binding her time, waiting for the best moment to join... Actors get hired on shows deep into its run. It’s how it is.

“‘Dear Sarah Jeffery, I honestly had no idea who you were til you tweeted [...] I have been too busy fighting monsters & fighting for a massive cultural reset to notice who is in the reboot.’”

“Read this: Adrianne Palicki looks back...” 

Humor is funny when it says something unexpectedly true. And we’re all familiar with the right’s relationship to truth.

When Asia Argento got accused of sexually assaulting someone: “None of us know the truth of the situation and I’m sure more will be revealed. Be gentle.”

Hahaha how fucked does your point of view have to be when Shannen fucking Doherty is the voice of reason?

Honestly, she’s not wrong.

a money grab to cash in on the Charmed name

I think they’d run into some trouble putting together a show about 3 witch sisters in their early twenties without calling it charmed, as formulaic as it may seem.

True, but they’ve indirectly birthed the phrase “fleshy papal orb” which is simultaneously gross and pretty great.

It’s a white wine. If it’s a red wine, see a doctor.

I thought I’d seen all of Mitchell and Webb but I’ve never seen this sketch before. Thanks for the link.

Wouldn’t it be more unexpected if they weren’t doing that in Japan?

The cousin of Bodega Cat is, of course, College Town Used Bookstore Cat. I don’t even like cats and I feel like a college town used bookstore isn’t really complete until it has a random cat lounging in the only chair.