IAAL - but it doesn’t really take any specialization to know that, if you are going to use copyrighted works of someone else - like a song - for a commercial use - like, say, an advertisement - you MUST obtain permission from all of its rights-holders. This almost always carries a price.

Just have them all film with masks. I can’t see anything going wrong with digitally removing something from Henry Cavil’s face.

I thought about watching this, just as a time waster, since Chastain’s usually compelling enough to make mediocre material enjoyable.

“They have Internet on computers now?”

You do/don’t want to be super

She’s super broken inside!

If they’ve got black writers, which they really should.

Money’s also a purely social construct.  It still matters.

I’m legit not sure if you’re trolling or not.

...because adoption makes you change your race?

I mean, am I crazy for wanting clarity in my writing?

I watched The Dark Knight on my computer and it was pretty good. I liked it. But, I watched it in IMAX the second time and it was amazing.

You’ll need to wait for the making-of documentary, The Dick Stays In the Cephalopod.

Please, Nilus, I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

I can’t be the only one who legitimate thought My Octopus Teacher was goint to be the title of an anime about a school girl and her tawdry affair with a cephalopod?

One of the few concretely useful skills I learned in grad school was the ability to distinguish between clever arguments and genuinely good arguments. Like, yes, OK, great job playing with words, but it doesn’t really get at the substance of the issue.

The fact that I am the first on the AVClub to make this joke means I am disappointed in you all

I mean, honestly it was between this meme or the other one...