Its fan fiction of the world Murphy wishes happened and it was so vapid.  

Bigfoot works at the Staples where this guy got all the paper to make his flow chart.

I cannot give this enough stars. Anyone that knows me IRL knows I grew up as a news junkie, reading and watching it all (thank God I grew up in a time before Fox News and only CNN...back when it was still nothing but news). I tried to keep it up through the Clinton years (successful), the W years (I got a little…

They are also suggesting that’s AOK for white creators and actors to profit off a black character while excluding black people from that process.

Pintauro: My demands are simple. I want to be paid...in money!

Well, they’re wrong, and so are the quotes above from Harry Shearer.

Assuming you want the best talent, who can portray a particular ethnicity better than a person of that ethnicity?

“Tell me more.”

I don’t want to get into an argument about “perpetual copyright” but when an actual living artist says don’t use my work without proper permissions I’m OK with that.

The enveloping cynicism of saying something like “this planet belongs to the bad players; this place has always been hell” is precisely the kind of sentiment that people like Donald Trump make use of. But I actually don’t think things have always been this bad, or at least not in this specific way: the idea that a…

If there’s one thing Donald Trump is known for, it’s paying people he owes money to.

Cocaine is science, right?

You really think it doesn’t? Spend much time in any religion and you’ll meet success stories.  Hence faith healing.

It’s sad that “interviewer responds to president saying batshit, incomprehensible, contemptible things like a reasonable person instead of trying to gaslight us into thinking Trump is normal and presidential” is the bar to clear these days, but I’m glad Swan cleared it.

Look, we all love a good prank show, but this really steps over the line. That vicious prankster is picking on that feeble-minded old man (who clearly suffers from dementia) and making him look confused and stupid. The old man obviously has to go to the bathroom (or he wouldn’t be sitting on the chair like it’s a…

“Psychoanalysis was created by Sigmund Freud, a neurologist. It is rooted in science.”

No.

they should have called it Psychosomagic but that’s a little too self-aware.

Yeah meat and cheese with some pickles on a hunk of wood makes one look so very fucking wealthy. I guess my ploughman’s lunch makes me an English Lord. The Branston Pickle has a gold banner on the jar.

This is probably the worst time to be pushing spiritual-healing bullshit.