It’s a high that the show’s never managed to match. I still have dreams/nightmares about Clarke pulling giant switches.

I agree, except that doesn’t work quite as well if she literally comes out sporting a large afro (which I hope she does). Perhaps Mary could be astounded by her new boots, or new motorcycle.

Wow, that de-escalated quickly.

Wait a minute. Are we sure this kind of calm de-escalation is even allowed on the internet?

What an embarrassingly overused arctic cold take.

Well this took a turn for the pleasant. Gold stars to you both for taking a breath, counting to ten looking at your responses to each other from the opposite perspective. What a refreshing way to resolve the argument. Now, lets get back to snark everyone.

So who wants to lay bets this new “recognItions” dingus who’s impersonating “recognitions” is the same sad fuck who’s made seventy accounts to impersonate Dr Emilio Lizardo?

Cheddar can never die, only the dogs who play him 

I don’t think he’s unwell, so much as he just doesn’t have anyone to say no to him. When everyone tells you you’re a genius and there’s nobody there to say you’re not, you start to believe some very stupid shit.

LawrenceQ.

It always amuses me when people with interesting usernames are utter shitheads.

Eh, I’d be more than happy if shows just continued on ignoring corona. I watch TV to escape my looming existential dread, thank you. After everyone from insurance companies to car dealerships started coming out with those maudlin “we’re all in this together” commercials a couple of months ago I was about ready to tear…

You okay?

Holt becomes a sommelier, in "Brooklyn Fine Wine".

Pirate chefs!

If we can get comedy out of regular policing, and also medical emergencies, and also municipal bureaucracy, and also at a company that sells paper, what makes you think this can’t be made funny?

Jake quits the force and becomes a stand-up. The gang hang out at his apartment.

My God are you a whiny, fucking baby. Also, it’s Crews, not Crewes you fucking moron.

“Manuel loves yogurt!” ~ Manuel (Terry Crews), Fawlty Nine-Nine

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