You’re suggesting a functional commenting system? Ernie from Kinja would be rolling in his grave.

Future generations need to know that it could be two things.

Has ‘Don’t Let’s Start’ already been done?

I really like the “scrubbing any AI-generated content” bit. I don’t know how much AI stuff the old regime eventually put up (they could have put a bunch under fake bylines), but the pieces they declared as generated by “the AV Club Bot” dried up pretty quickly. That Paste is going so far as to say “we’re wiping out…

They can pay him in jelly beans.

Ooh, or ‘Into Temptation’.

William Shatner doing a spoken word version of ‘Laid’.

Can they give Tom Breihan another column on anything he damn wants?

I wanted something like this to happen, but I didn’t dare to hope.

Maybe that glorious BONG! will be enough to summon back Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan as well.

It’s weird because there is a plurality of cultures within the mass of white people; there’s Irish culture, Polish culture, Norwegian culture, Italian culture, and on and on. White people from those groups can connect back to any of it if they choose. But there’s a certain subset of us that’s obsessed with unifying…

I also wonder how much of this hatred is based on the fact that those in the majority often don’t have a real sense of community. White people (of which I am one) don’t necessarily have a lot that connects them with other white people. Straight people don’t have a lot that connects them with other straight people. Men…

At least, and I can’t believe the bar is this low, it doesn’t sound like anyone actually threw an object at the person on stage as has happened on fucking multiple recent occasions.

I think the offenders in the stocks would adapt to the omnipresence of cameras.

My stance is that I may as well believe in Will Smith. If I’m wrong, nothing happens, and if I’m right, I’ll enjoy the full glory of the Willennium.

You’ll be given cushy jobs!

Alan Moore can finally stop asking.

I watched it a coupla years back and it’s a very weird movie tonally. You think it’s going to be nice and cozy and then there’s murder and necromancy all over the place.

How about Theoretical Magic, where it’s just a bunch of people in magic CERN, writing papers on undiscovered sub-atomic Hex particles.

If there’s one thing a movie studio hates, it’s expanding the potential audience of its films.