That’s not an argument, that’s just contradiction.

That phrase has just given me an idea for a movie, ‘Hit Dog’. A Golden Retriever works as a professional assassin, using his adorableness to get close to his unsuspecting targets.

It’ll be the first movie presented entirely as a slideshow.

See, black livestock gets sacrificed like this. But white livestock gets sacrificed like this.

I think there’s no reason he can’t be both. The Nazi party (to which the First Order parallels are obvious) was made up of various unhinged, petty, not entirely competent middle management types, and together they wrought terrible destruction across Europe before imploding. I think they could have made Hux a…

I’ve wanted Hartnett to get more recognition since seeing him in a film that’s either called ‘Lucky Number Slevin’ or ‘The Wrong Man’ depending on where you saw it. The film itself is a pleasant enough trifle, but he does some great work switching from charm to pathos in it.

If Shayamalan had cast himself as a pop icon with legions of tween fans, I would have to admire the chutzpah of it.

The question is, does Hartnett possess any level of buffoonery, and is it of a level Jones can sanction?

I’m not sure Malin Akerman quite hit the mark for Laurie, but otherwise I’d say the cast was pretty top-notch.

Pretension? In the arts, of all industries? Pshaw!

I guess the big difference is there are people who enjoy making art. I’m not sure anyone particularly enjoys turning a screwdriver, even if they enjoy the larger process of making things.

“Rebel Moon screenwriter says Zack Snyder’s vision now includes a six-movie “trilogy”.”

In the words of Frasier Crane, “If less is more, just imagine how much more “more” would be.”

I just imagined for a second a Zack Snyder version of ‘The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ and the mere concept made my soul leave my body.

It’s been a slow downhill ride for me and ‘The Witcher’. The first series was fun, the second a bit of a slog, and I couldn’t get into the third. I watched one episode of the spin-off and couldn’t find a way to care about any of the characters.

So here’s the question: Do these companies think they’ll get away with using AI images without anyone noticing, or do they not give a shit that people will?

Yeah, fuck that status quo of (checks notes) businesses paying talented professionals for quality work.

At the risk of getting off track, I will definitely watch a movie where a militia has to go toe-to-toe with a giant mutant swan.

It never fails to amaze (and sadden) me that so much effort is being put into getting machines to replicate something that humans do so easily. Is it hard to draw and write well? Sure, but it’s hard to do anything to a high standard. But writing and drawing at all is something humans do all the time, often quite…

It’s good to know some remember the old ways.