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Camera Repairman: “Don’t look at Cillian Murphy’s dick, that would be inappropriate, just look at his eyes. Oh shit, his eyes are so intense! Back to the junk!”

Sure about that? My research says it originated in Northern Ireland, and was about the IRA, so it was very much people of a country talking about the problems of their own country. Regardless, it has become a widely accepted term for any time someone deflects a criticism with a counter example rather than a defence,…

Actually, Minaj’s line about how she doesn’t “fuck with horses” is shade on the Russian Empress Catherine the Great, with whom she has a long-standing and inexplicable feud.

But the new song I’m writing, ‘Hit Me Baby, One More Time’, will do fine, right?

That sentence should apologise to the English language for existing.

I find it really weird that there is a song called ‘Post Malone’, written by someone other than Post Malone, about Post Malone. It’s odd on a number of levels, the biggest of which is I never would have imagined anyone cared that much about the guy.

How about a story where Kingpin runs against Trump for president, and has the Donald brutally dismembered. I think it would be cathartic for us all.

We probably don’t need another “What if X got the Infinity Gauntlet?” story, but I would be a little intrigued to see what Fisk would do with that power.

“This is my gritty supervillain movie. There are many like it, but this one’s mine.”

“Kirby Reed, remains alive and unmurdered in the Woodsboro universe”.

Swifties as a group generally unnerve me, but if we can harness the energy of their fanatical devotion to kneecap AI, I won’t be mad about it.

As worthy a cause as addressing homelessness is, whataboutism remans pointless and intellectually lazy.

This is distracting from the real issue, which is that according to a credible rumour I’ve heard, Moriarty is the descendant of Sherlock Holmes’ adversary and is continuing the work of his criminal empire.

“Fox News: We don’t have much in the way of standards, but we’re proud to say that Megyn Kelly no longer reaches them.”

The bingo card printing industry hasn’t been able to keep up with any of the major trends of the last five or so years.

And of course, if she has that’s her business and nothing for any of us to concern ourselves with, as it’s also none of our business if Moriarty has either. (Though, as the article points out, there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of that.) Kelly is a horrible person in general, and I feel like that’s always worth…

This looks like five different kinds of stupid, but I can’t deny, Gyllenhaal is as charming as ever.

Is getting into ‘Road House’ part of the process of getting over a divorce?

In addition to any damages Grant gets if and when she wins this, I suggest that the judgement also includes the Rock breaking every bone in McMahon’s body.