One of my favourite Daniel Radcliffe quotes is, “I used to be quite self conscious about my height, but then I thought, ‘Fuck that, I’m Harry Potter’.”

Or a ‘The Ring’ rom-com, where the demon girl who crawls out of the TV is flustered to find she’s just manifested in the house of her dream man.

No offence is intended to the writer of this review, but reading this ridiculous synopsis and seeing the letter grade makes me wish this was the old AV Club and Ignatiy Vishnevetsky had reviewed this thing. He’d have torn it several new orifices.

The nuclear war was actually started by people arguing over whether the Emmys should apologise for that joke.

“This is vital: high command left a whole bunch of porn on the station’s hard drive. Really weird shit. You must delete it at all costs. If aliens one day make contact and find the ISS, we don’t want that to be the last record of humanity.”

“You must secure the ISS. Not for any strategic reason, we just want to get in one last act of pettiness.”

It’s like I always say: Mord money, Mord problems.

I’d never bet against him.

Now I’m just thinking of the famous “leg crossing” scene from ‘Basic Instinct’ and how, given what we know about Barbie, it would be far less graphic if she did it.

I think ‘Barbie’ has found just the right time period to exist. The 90s were too drenched in irony for it to work; it would have come across as crass and cynical. The early thousands were too sincere; it would have been toothless and maudlin. Everyone was too angry and depressed in the teens. But here and now, I think…

“Storky” is exactly the kind of low-effort nickname Australians love to give people.

It’s hard to put it into words, but there is a certain quality to Moore’s beauty that, for me, puts her above a lot of other gorgeous women in Hollywood.

I swear, sometimes it feels like these casting people are just throwing darts at a list of things to tell women are wrong with them. “Tell her she’s out because ... she has droopy earlobes? Okay, sure.”

“Men like large breasts? Since when?” - the alien-in-a-skin-suit watching Sweeney’s audition tape

“Stop! Or My Mum Will Tell You You’re Too Tall!”

I like to believe that Witt Farr’s cat, mentioned in the last episode, was also named Furgison.

The impression I got (though it isn’t stated, so anything’s possible) is that Gator is broken enough by his experience to fess up to everything. For the crimes he committed with Daddy Tillman he might get some leniency for cooperating, and the fact that he’s been blinded by a maniac might get him some sympathy, but…

Oh yeah, he’d be alright. But I’m just interested in what he literally did. Did he find some other shut in and say, “I live here now ... but I will keep a safe social distance as much as possible”?

I just wish there’d been more of Moorjani, she was excellent, especially when she was acting opposite JJL and Temple. There was that sense that although they were three very different women they all had some commonality in being underestimated by the men around them.

The definition I got when I looked up “accent” is “a distinctive way of pronouncing a language, especially one associated with a particular country, area, or social class.” That would seem to be exactly what this is: the Minnesotan characters (a particular area) have a distinctive way (particularly drawn out vowel…