Shush.  Let the boy dream.

Answer: Mid-90s.

Looks like a pretty typical Root commenter (and columnist) to me!

As a dad of four kids I'm afraid I need to tell those folks I'm sorry about your circumstances, but back of the line... 

That was awesome.  I’d watch an hour of DC just lip-syncing Tom Lehrer songs.

I did it in 8th grade!

And UmmDavid is winning again. Now we’re fighting over fighting over a troll.

I would see us not fight. I would see us agree UmmDavid is a miserable troll, and move on. I would see this site restored to its former, pre-Kinja glory. Most of all, I would see Avengers 4 right now if it were available.

It’s curious. Bourdain was a great advocate for victims, but he was awfully judgemental toward people who he thought “knew” or enabled predators including Hillary Clinton. This is also true of Argento herself Rose McGowan.

Actors always have great stories about having to learn something new on the fly, especially on Short notice. In honor of 1998 week I will mention the story of Dave Foley, who was extremely pissed that he had to learn to speak a few lines of fluent spanish for a Newsradio episode.

That’s the dumbest excuse.

The overwhelming majority of the supposed “bad shit” that makes it through the greys is at worst someone being skeptical about some given article soapboxing too much.

I know her name in Betty White, but is she really responsible for all this?

MTV PR/TB Awards

He called a spade a spade. That doesn’t make him a hero.

And I got no problem being an asshole to an asshole, either

I think it was the first time events were chronologically placed by dialogue, which would stick out to me. There have probably been several visual cues regarding the time frame, but I don’t have a very keen eye for that sort of detail.

Jimmy specifically referred to Kim’s post-crash movie binge-fest as something like Relax-a-thon 2003 in the season 3 finale.

Nah. she wouldn’t have reacted that way if she knew what was in it.  Clearly, it was written before Jimmy left the mail room.

THIS. The comment sections on Sharp Objects episodes, in particular, have basically become unreadable.

This is some victim-blaming bullshit. Not only had he been drinking, but tonic immobility is a real, studied phenomenon during sexual assault. I’d write you off as just a troll, but way too many people believe victims (particularly men) can just fight back and stop the assault. 

Narcissism isn’t a genetic disorder, and it isn’t gendered.