Mike Glennon, is that you?

Yet I keep getting thrown out of the zoo because I like to mock giraffes.

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

That’s only for English. This team plays in Canada. Do some research, jeez.

It’s ‘Leaves.’

I feel like 99% or these questions are just so various Chads can brag to each other in the team office about what trash questions they ask some kid.

God’s work, as they say.

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

Yea, the Round 1 pre-game into looks neat and all, but look what they have planned for the Stanley Cup finals…

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

Man, these new Avengers characters suck.

We can’t possibly know that. McGregor might have started out without the power to push over a Jenga tower. Getting him to where he could punch hard enough to bruise fruit might have been a huge accomplishment. And teaching him to stop saying “pow” with every punch was pretty much a miracle.

Every time I see that header gif, I’m reminded of this:

Lobov is also a good enough boxer that ... he helped train McGregor for his fight with Floyd Mayweather this summer.

I’m surprised I followed this so well.

Herm the germ, love this guy. He’s got the gumption he’s got the spirit. Get down there in the dirt and roll baby! Wired, fired, inspired my man. Don’t question him hoo boy. He’ll whip you up a sprint sandwich in no time. Hell, he’ll run the stadiums with you and you are going to move son. He. Is. Football.

Going to offer a potentially unpopular opinion here, but please bear with me and read the whole thing (I know I’m long-winded; I apologize for that):

It seems to me (and please correct me if I’m wrong) that most of these streamers and pro gamers are relatively young (my read is generally late teens to early twenties).

I’…

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.