don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

Thanks for checking in, Ashley

Hm

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Counterargument.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

Meanwhile, Trump continues making an ass of himself by demanding NATO allies “pony up” their share of the bill.

But we can still call him Spicey, right? (I mean that’s a pretty cool nickname when you think about it)

I was bullied as a kid, and I would never work for a known con artist and sexual predator. You can still despise him, he wanted to be on the bullying side. #GOP

I don’t like the “Sphincter” story. It means he was bullied at some point by the type of assholes that would do that, and makes me feel sympathy for him.
And I don’t want to feel sympathy for anyone in this administration.

“Thanks for coming halfway across the world, Sean, but sorry, you can’t meet the pope” is the most hilariously petty bullshit in the world.

I hear that Lennay gets around.

Somebody call Dennis Rodman.

He’s screwed, he doesn’t have creible defense.

Get one and play with it for 10 seconds. You will get it then, and it will be all there is to get. It’s entertaining to spin them. Not that sweet or salty entertainment that you may have become accustomed to, but the kind of entertainment you mind find in bending a particularly flexible pencil, or clicking a pen with…

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

Why are you billing it as an average joe beating a pro when it was just another pro, just one you didn’t pay to be there?

Bow-chicka-choo-choo

Oh look another country descending into chaos because of socialism, but yes lets continue fostering its growth here in America.

So...he has risen?