If I wanted to watch a big hunking turd barely float its way into a bowl, I’d rewatch the last season of Peyton Manning’s career.

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.

I would love to stop seeing reporting of any kind about this lame-o. It’s just helping him stay relevant when he doesn’t really deserve it.

Huh, You’d think the concussion protocol in Canada would be better, or at least free. 

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

both teams played hard

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Don’t you mean President Bonespurs?

Tomorrow Putin will he holding the Cup.

Honestly, when you play that hard for 13 years and finally win it, as long as its legal, you can do whatever you want.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

I dunno. Jerky still sounds like a common bathroom activity.

Once is a mistake, twice is pattern. Val was right, Tom Cruise is a fucking asshole.

I always tell my wife, “If you don’t wanna get harassed, why do you exist?” It’s simple math, people.

What is LEO?

woke af

If someone’s banging on my door, I call 911, ask for fire and rescue only, and wait for them to show up before I open the door. Homeland Security are still just cops and cops murder people constantly.