The Tennessee Titans picked Western Michigan...

No, it probably went down like this:

“Plaintiff believed the group was headed outside for lawful purposes.”

I don’t think the guy went ‘by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players’ but I’m not sure what the guy thought -was- going to happen. Have a smoke? Trade Magic: the Gathering cards?

Well, since it’s the first time I did it, the second time I would use a broomstick.

Jeter never had a problem.

...after she regained consciousness.

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

That’s what she said.

Esports aren’t quite sports and they’re not quite video games; alternately, they’re both sports and video games—thus why we and Kotaku have a joint site that covers them—and in any event certainly well inside our coverage area. If you don’t care that’s fine but a) other people do and b) they’re not taking space away…

Not a TV reboot but I desperately want to see someone make White Men Can’t Jump again.

I don’t really understand esports either, but a lot of people are really into them. If I can live with scrolling past the soccer content (and hearing about it in Slack all fucking day every fucking day) then you can probably read the site without worrying about Compete.

And if a fan yelled loud enough in center field for Adam Jones to hear the N-word, I guarantee you we would’ve heard and seen fans around on CNN on MSNBC, they would’ve found multiple fans to talk about what a racist piece of junk Boston is.

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

+1 San Francisco Treat

“exiting GOP cloakroom” is all the code one needs, I’d imagine.

Reince Priebus is exactly the kind of name that comes to mind when I think of someone who wouldn’t know the rules to football, but can tell you all about some obscure nipple flicking sport they play in Tunisia.

‘GOP Cloakroom’ + ‘punt the ball into the end zone’ is absolutely Repub closet case code for ‘lemon party at Rice Pilaf’s house!’.

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

Yeah they’re cultish.