“There’s your dog; your dog’s dead. But where’s the thing that made it move? It had to be something, didn’t it?”

I hope that, years from now, when Taylor Swift dies, inscribed upon her tombstone will be “Once referred to as Merle Haggard with a uterus.”

Okay, smartass, if we don’t continue to hold the Olympics in major cities, where will we get our dystonian future high tech prisons/survival game show sets from? Checkmate, lib.

This...cannot be earnest. It simply can't. 

Taylor Swift is Merle Haggard with a uterus.

That video is disgusting and is absolutely abusive. I can’t believe I’m agreeing with a Paul but her shift into angry, abuse mode and the look on her face is really chilling. She is so violent and spiteful to that poor dog who confused, just responds with love and playfulness, it’s heartbreaking. It’s the kind of…

she screams at the dog, strikes him in the face, aggressively shoves him, grabs him by the fur, forces the pup to the floor and spits on him

“....things in my outside life have been less than exceptional. I am not going to play the “victim card” or anything of that sort, but...let me just play the victim card here for a moment if I can.....”

She is by far the best country & western singer/song writer out there.

Too soon. +1

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

Hans, is that you?

Nope... KISS meets The Fast and The Furious.

Cutting and pasting your own non-answer.

“Hi! I’m gonna fuck you and all your carpet muchin’ friends in front of your mothers!”

That’s just dolphin revenge for Malcolm Brenner raping Dolly the Dolphin

“The Grapes of Fast (& Furious)“

The local chapter of “Violent Lunatics For Trump - 2020" has issued the following statement:

“Sharkfastandfurnado”