“SO FAST, SO FURIOUS!!!!!!”

“Fasterer & Furiouser 2: Fury Road.”

Mad Max: Fasta and Furiosa

“Return to Planet Two: Fasterer & Furiouserest”

I... I... I would watch that.

“Return to the Planet of The Fast & Furious”

Predator v. F&F is the one I want to see. 

Yeah, because the first 25 of these movies were auteur crafted arthouse masterpieces.

It took me a second to realize this was responding to bad places for grey hairs, instead of responding to the non-explicit insults.

Yeah, they have both probably worked harder and become better actors. Ben Affleck is a leading man, he’ll never play a loser convincingly. He seemed more psychotic than loserish in Dazed and Confused. River was the James Dean of my generation. People forget how on fire he was. 

Well, Casey has a best actor Oscar (Ben doesn’t), and Joaquin is pretty well-thought of (and is the current iteration of the Joker), so while I get your point looks-wise (well...it’s a little harder to compare when it comes to River), I think they’d both say they’re doing great.

The glasses and performance wear are clearly because he’s headed straight to the triathlon after the game.

“....Trump needs to hurry and build the wall and send all these illegals back so they won’t be kicking his seat.”

8) toe knuckle

Its about time somebody spoke out against those homicidal drag queens. I see them at the gun store all the time loading up on high tech weaponry and I always think to myself, “Those girls are up to no good....” 

Eerily reminiscent of how JFK died after falling on all those bullets. 

I don’t know.

“.....comfortable, size-inclusive underwear made by women as opposed to the lacy atrocities Victoria’s Secret peddles.”

“....a flat run across southern Poland...”