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Where’s the steering wheel?!

They have literature for that.

He plays for the pure brain damage of it all.

Yes, I will try to work on my anger problem.

Gosh, you’re a touchy one.

“I get a migraine headache if I don’t get a strange piece of ass every day.

“Thanks for the hat you filthy animal!”

You don’t have to explain yourself to me. Im not a government employee.

Jesus, that is a horrible photograph.

I kinda doubt it.

Nope.

I left a thing of lunch ham out in the driveway one afternoon and it was less racist than Trump.

Enjoy your visit from the Secret Service.

If you’re wondering why anyone would have cocaine on the hood of their car then you’ve never spent a weekend with Daryl Strawberry”

I think there are a lot of unexplored areas of violence based entertainment.

I’m not talking about being packed into some filthy sky bus with 200 other damnable commoners. I’m talking about a real ass restroom. With hand towels and soaps and shit.

Trump gave the baby two comp passes to the waffle bar at Mar a Lago and some gold plated “T” cufflinks. 

Who gives a damn what they look like?

White women didn’t vote for Hillary when she was the nominee and she was a much stronger candidate than Biden.

Question: Why didn’t all you white women vote for Hillary when you had the chance?