She should have practiced being likable instead.

Actually, this might be the most unreadable piece of shit yet committed to the internet.

Israel taking Trump with open arms next week is a strange way to greet someone who allegedly fucked you over. Or, I guess Israel doesn’t feel so fucked over.  

I’ve eaten at Taco Bell before and didn’t even have diarrhea afterwards.

“Onward Together”

Hillary Clinton lost because, at the end of the day, she chose to side with her corporate donors over average people. She isn’t an activist. She isn’t part of some sort of resistance. She is exactly what is being resisted. She represents everything that is wrong with Washington: career politicians who put their own…

“None of this is “fair,” so to speak, but it’s the way it is right now”. How do you wish us to accept these miserable affairs? Suck it up?

Considering his poll numbers both in his home state and nationally are fucking phenomenal, yeah, he totally could have won. I mean, these people, if I told them Sanders is at a 60% nationally, they’ll be like “oh but it’s only 60% so whatever.”

If you support the Clinton wing of the Democrats you’re no liberal. Republican lite at best.

You are almost a billionaire. Statistically you are approaching end of life. Just go away and enjoy your life, without innflicting yourself on ours.

Okay.

Legolas and Gimli seemed a lot more competent in the movies.

Report: Drew Magary (Getting) Fat Again

It’s not like there’s no evidence...

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

Just so I’m clear: The naked Trump statue with the micropenis is OK, but this one is not? Not that I’m a fan of either, but there seems to be a bit of a double standard in play here.

The Concourse is now Gawker 2.0 — didn’t you get the memo?

Well just because you’re a slut who compensates for being fat and undesirable by jumping in the sack with anyone you can get drunk enough....

The argument is that hotties won’t be seen in public with fatties, not that they won’t fuck them

Well that explains why the pizza guy never tries to fuck me.