She should have practiced being likable instead.

Actually, this might be the most unreadable piece of shit yet committed to the internet.

This trump bashing is so idiotic. The clintons gave away so much classified info, sold uranium to the russians, did commit treason, had unsecured computers, they lied, murder, stole, and much more. Does the media jump on them like a pack of rabid cats? No... The liberals are total dip wads.

Israel taking Trump with open arms next week is a strange way to greet someone who allegedly fucked you over. Or, I guess Israel doesn’t feel so fucked over.  

I’ve eaten at Taco Bell before and didn’t even have diarrhea afterwards.

“Onward Together”

Hillary Clinton lost because, at the end of the day, she chose to side with her corporate donors over average people. She isn’t an activist. She isn’t part of some sort of resistance. She is exactly what is being resisted. She represents everything that is wrong with Washington: career politicians who put their own…

“None of this is “fair,” so to speak, but it’s the way it is right now”. How do you wish us to accept these miserable affairs? Suck it up?

Considering his poll numbers both in his home state and nationally are fucking phenomenal, yeah, he totally could have won. I mean, these people, if I told them Sanders is at a 60% nationally, they’ll be like “oh but it’s only 60% so whatever.”

If you support the Clinton wing of the Democrats you’re no liberal. Republican lite at best.

You are almost a billionaire. Statistically you are approaching end of life. Just go away and enjoy your life, without innflicting yourself on ours.

Okay.

“Today, a woman named Alana Hope Levinson, a “journalist” with around 30 readers, decided it was time for her to voice her concern that people are “ruining her experiences” without consultation from the rest of the internet (it wasn’t time and will never be time)“

FTFY

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right…

Another, “men shut up,” post.

Legolas and Gimli seemed a lot more competent in the movies.

Report: Drew Magary (Getting) Fat Again

It’s not like there’s no evidence...

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

Just so I’m clear: The naked Trump statue with the micropenis is OK, but this one is not? Not that I’m a fan of either, but there seems to be a bit of a double standard in play here.

Well that explains why the pizza guy never tries to fuck me.