Typical mall shopper: LOL TL;DR 70% off! Sale means good price and I'm a smart, savvy shopper!

No one drops mics like Gaston either.

Slightly similar to my meeting a guy online. We chatted and Skyped for months before I flew to Chicago to see him. 24 hours in I find out he's on parole after having been arrested numerous times and held involuntarily at a mental institution. Whoops, he totally forgot to mention he's required by the courts to take…

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

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"Perhaps he needs a hand."

God I love that Dishonored video. Makes my fumbling about look like a cat trying to operate a jackhammer.

I will start by saying I made a new account to post with because I do not want to post on my real account and out myself.

Just love your kids.

Pfft and people think Kingdom Hearts' story is convoluted.

Are you blind? This is about ethics in gaming journalism!

The monkey is standing on a see-no-evil monkey statue. I love everything about this.

"One dubious courtier mocked her outright, saying that the Queen's pregnancy would 'end in wind rather than anything else."

Ok. That resulted in an actual spit take of my morning coffee.

Half Life 3 CONFIRMED.

Nah it's fine as is.

"I don't care about this issue that I just wrote eight paragraphs about."

Seems legit.

I just checked to see the "customers also viewed" suggestions and one of them was a body bag. :-|

I don't believe her.