Someone should hire a stenographer to follow Russel Brand around, because while I love what he says, I hate to hear him actually speak.

Honestly, most of the people involved just scare the crap out of me.

Space hulks have no standard size. How would you decide?

Come see my new band, the Agency-Free Boner-Golems.

I got the willies something fierce when I got to this part of Hitman: Contracts.

- you can't see your own biases

"You're just looking for things to be upset about."

"Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who's trying to kill u - u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her" and also murder anyone else in the area, and burn down all the houses, and wreck her town's infrastructure and economy.

Hey, did anyone let you know that the bit was satire? I only saw a few...dozen comments telling you that it's satire so I just wanted to make sure.

Those Viagra side effects sound horrifying.

Thank you. I've been trying to watch Zeta and I'm having a really hard time with it. The art and animation in particular is really bad, and that's having just watched the original MSG.

So the Yukon, Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Newfoundland and Labrador would just kind of cease to exist. As in the land masses would vanish, I guess?

I'm just finishing this book now (I didn't even know about this piece until now), and all you people playing the blame game in the comments can go fuck yourselves. It's individuals making individual decisions that fuck us all in the ass, so if you think that it's as simple as blaming the blacks or the liberals or the…