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Totally copying Apple's business model.

Aw, I would totally talk to her. About normal shit too, like my dogs. Or how much winter sucks.

"I just don't know how to live with a family that doesn't apologize or talk through their issues."

My freshman year of college, I was far from home (I am from CO, college was in PA), and knew I probably wouldn't have the money to fly back for dinner. My roommate offered to let me come back to New Hampshire with her and I agreed. A bunch of friends offered me places but I had already agreed to go with the roommate.

I think tomorrow's "thanksgiving" with the in-laws will be my worst.

This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the

Our Thanksgivings were usually rough, due to lingering resentments, lack of communication, and massive jealousies between the various members of my mother's family. The worst one was probably my grandfather's last, before he died.

Last year, when my relatives found out I not only had a girlfriend, I have an Indian, Muslim girlfriend who makes more money than all of them.

For all the dead ppl

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

Now I want to watch a movie where Anna Kendrick is a ghost who makes people cake.

Yeah. What's remarkable is that, even if you take Darren Wilson's own lengthy, messy, inconsistent, at-points-totally-implausible grand jury testimony at absolute face value and think he's 100% telling the truth — like, even if you read Wilson's story and believe that Mike Brown would reach for his waistband multiple

What? Don't you hate it when you accidentally put a bullet in the wrong guy at the wrong time? It really is sort of a pain in the ass.

all this is on just one bullet in the wrong guy at the wrong time.

Right. Now let's talk about Michael Brown's injuries. He wasn't able to go to a doctor to get photos of those. He wasn't even given the dignity or aid of a prompt ambulance.

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…it's also the most banal and cliché bullshit that a shock-jock like Roth could conjure. Oh, you want to sexify violence against women, especially famous ones? Get the fuck in line, d-bag. You're a dime a dozen. You ain't shit. So bored by people like you.

I don't know that I will ever not chuckle at this comment.

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

Worst boarding experience while also being the most thrilling? Boarding a 747 in Beijing in the early 2000s. Plane was late, so they wanted to go fast...some kind of bell rung at the ticketing counter and there was an immediate mosh pit of a few hundred jammed up to get through the door. Go through the ticketing,