i will do the horoscopes for these people.

Celebrities. They're just like us!

If only they knew he made 32k since June. JUNE!

3 stars. Delicious food, great decor, unforgettable service. Don't order the prime rib.

"Human beings take social stances," he said. "And if you're respectful of all human beings, you have to decide what you're going to do and why you're going to do it."

Guy: [Pushes] Unngh. UNNGH. It's no use.
Sister: Just push it up a little. It has to go up.
Guy: I tried that. [Pushes up] See? Nothing.
Sister: Did you try jiggling it and pushing up?
Guy: What's that supposed to do? No, it's not going to go that way.
Sister: [Stares; turns head 45 degrees left; stares again]
Guy: [Pushes…

If you think this looks dumb, you should watch someone try to shove a gigantic oversimplification about obeying authority into a very tiny argument about black lives not mattering.

The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

Ohh, I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

Why does that guy have a fishing rod in his bathtub?

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys. Guns aren't for black people, either.

You just made me cry. At work. Thanks :0

The original portions of the Flood were pretty cool. Its problem was that 80% of the book was "and then Chief dispatched a group of Grunts with his MA5... again".

RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

I live in the St. Louis area. Ferguson is an old inner-ring suburb. I grew up there. My folks still live there.

You know what? I'm straight and I don't want to sleep with most men. Break that news to them if you want to see them really stunned.