you forgot:
Insert Other Love Interest Here Who Also Might Be Evil But Has a Tragic Backstory So That Makes The Shit They Do Sort Of OK.

what the fuck is wrong with people who read books that can’t summon up the courage to tell people who judge them for the kinds of books they read to simply “Fuck Off”?

Realistically, any EO he signs is going to take at least an hour before the courts slap it down with an injunction. Imagine how much damage Trump’s cult could cause in an hour before the judicial system kicks into gear? “Well, the White House said that it was legal for me to kill non-white, non-Christians so I did.”…

Didn’t Liz Cheney vote in line with Trump way more than Elise Stefanik? Topsy-turvy world.

You mean, you weren’t one of the fives of people who went out on opening day to see Prayer of the Terry–er, Terror on the Prairie, rather?! It made a whopping $804 in the US that day... boffo box office!

I like how she then failed to fake being smart.

You have to start with the same delusions most GOP voters currently suffer from, which is that Biden stole the 2020 election. Under that view, his inauguration was a coup, and thus an insurrection against the rightful president (Trump). I don’t know what MTG believes, but plenty of their voters have adopted that as…

By “drill, drill, drill,” he means oil and gas.

We still have no idea what the fuck he wants to “drill, drill, drill.”

Did the Ben Shapiro Cinematic Universe not work out for you, Gina?

Yeah, she’s angling for the VP spot under Trump pretty openly at this point.

Executive orders and dictatorial fiats are not the same thing, no one is making that claim in the article, so let’s not pretend otherwise. EOs are still subject to law and review and can be overturned by the courts if deemed unconstitutional. By definition, whatever a dictator says becomes the law.

Don’t really know what the big deal is—dictators famously cede power quickly and without much fuss.

There’s always Jerry Cooney Junior College!

If you don’t think these people’s desire to please Trump was not enough for them to come up with vacuous, ignorant and performative servility on their own, you haven’t been paying attention. He doesn’t need to ask for them to debase themselves, it’s instinctive for them at this point.

No kidding. It’s the sort of thing only a truly stupid (and unmotivated) person says.

Ah yes, the party of “sTAtEs RiGhTz!!1!1!” wants the federal government to step in and tell what the states can and cannot do all of a sudden. These dipshits have no fucking principles.

If you knew what you are doing then you would be familiar with the study that comes out every year that deep dives into the actual numbers of roles for women. All the way down to line counts.

In fairness, the insurrectionists erected a (poorly-designed, makeshift, but otherwise probably) serviceable gallows right by Congress. Admittedly, they did intend to be on the other end of the rope when they did so.

Huffman’s “troubles are all about how afraid she was and how much she loved her child.”