I have no id(white)ea.

There’s no guarantees, but this does make me hopeful. Abortion rights tend to do pretty good when folks get the chance to vote on them directly, as opposed to being filtered through a deeply anti-choice Republican-dominated state government.

Now now....you know the rules. Can’t let those of the different tints in the ‘Main House’ according to Mista Carlson!

I’m not only judging them (moron’s) for enabling this crap. I’m judging their entertainment sensibilities.

I give it about 5-7 years before Lil Tay gives Mommie Dearest the Jennette McCurdy Treatment.

Love Jake Gyllenhaal, but Bradley Cooper is the much, much stronger actor.

Living your best life is just different for some people I guess.

Love how all white supremacists look like they are missing a few chromosomes themselves. 

The judge said Shry had been criminally charged four times in the past year for “similar conduct” and was convicted twice.

As a woman who came of age during the gold age of PP, I sincerely apologize for our generation not taking these pro-lifers seriously in time to stop this madness.

And I’m sure the arsonist will get 6 months and a slap on the wrist, because America.

I met a couple of Mormon missionaries who were trying to cover up their shock when I told them I was an atheist. When they tried to question me, I said, “if you need religion to mandate that you have to be a good person, then you are not a good person. I’m not perfect, but when I help someone, it’s because I want to,…

That’s not what Bernstein’s nose looked like though. It certainly wasn’t that pointy. Cooper looks like an evil cartoon on a Nazi propaganda poster.

Middle ground is, what, driving women who need abortions to the border of an abortion-legal state and making them walk the rest of the way? 

No mention of Carey Mulligan playing Latina though?

Well, I know the plural of ‘anecdote’ isn’t ‘data’, but every guy I ever knew of that had ‘Coach’ as their moniker was a POS.

Open to names for the absolutely forthcoming trashy docu-drama!

Even the Pope’s Exorcist is a pedophile. Is nothing sacred?

yo they need to RICO the fuck out of the Vatican