A human body was not meant to travel at any speed greater than about 28mph (Usain Bolt), and even then only one human in history has ever done that, as someone who dedicated their entire life to generating that type of speed.

“Dear Laura McAsshole. While a woman’s body may be designed to carry life, a 10 year old is not a woman, she’s a fucking child.”

Funny.  I looked around in the Internet for all of the people who rushed to judgement in trying to tar and feather the doctor with “this is a made up story” to apologize ... and I can’t find any.  Weird.

I can’t believe you left out “ten minutes alone with him with a toolkit full of rusty, dull tools and some fire-making implements though.”  I mean, it’s kind of a bush-league error right there.  

A brat with a chef?  I don’t know.  Sounds to me like he eats nuts on the run.

The rapist was the mother's boyfriend.

Dismiss your impersonator troll.

It is pretty funny that it didn’t occur to him that restaurants, for the vast majority of us, are places where we go to avoid having to cook.

What’s this “moderator” you speak of?

I think congratulations are in order for Todd Rokita and Dave Yost - it’s impressive in the extreme to somehow manage to be dipshits so vile that you can read a story about a literal child rapist and still coming away thinking “man, that Todd Rokia and that Dave Yost are amazing dipshits.” 

For what it’s worth, Smeagol getting forgiveness approval from Gollum is just as valid as a person getting it through prayer to whatever deity. It certainly feels good, but neither carries much weight in a courtroom.

Ahem...

FYI: The Dr Emilio Lizardo (account: paging-doctor-parody) imposter account posting here in this thread is NOT …

Cut his dick off?

No George Santos, if that’s even your real name...he was never a great governor, not even a good one, but then your ability to lie got you where you are now, so why so shocked if you even did believe it. It’s what your party is built on and the Thermian known as Ron DeSantis just pulled one on you.

Awestruck. I found it kinda hard to believe when reading so I am glad that the video was posted along with it. This man is wretched beyond comprehension. He might want to start by reading how Hitler regarded Black people. The craziest part is that constituents actually voted this scum into office.

Let’s just talk about how sweaty he is.

You should see the lathering of all the Log Cabin Republicans have managed to roll out in the last week.

Apparently he’s never heard of Ernst Rohm.

Kanye. Elon. Trump. Taylor.